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| Magic an Twixie (ATB) as Youngbuns |
There are bunnies ob all ages in RIFRAF, from a few months old to twelve years and maybe even older. Each bunny is permitted
to vote when we hold a 'Lection. We have 'Lections about nearly everything from what matters will be addressed inna Bunny
Bill Ob Rites to whedder to not we approve ob our bunny-parents habbin Bay-Kay-Shuns. RIFRAF does NOT discrimmynate akording
to AGE; we rekognise dat everybunny brings something special to our group at whatever age!
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| Hunny Harper one of RIFRAF's most Senior Buns (age 12) |
To date, RIFRAF has taken pawt in pickits, demonstrashuns, an udder acts ob publik non-violent pwotest in order to ensure
dat member bunnies are not discrimmynated against or udderwise unfairly treated by hoomins. Membership in RIFRAF is open to
all companion bunnies. RIFRAF issa demmykratic organyzashun where wun vote equals wun bunny. There are no age/sex/breed requirements
to belong and membership is FREE to all bunnies.
RABBIT ROOLZ
1.) Wun Bunny; Wun Vote - Everybunny counts in RIFRAF. Although we may not speak in "Real Life" RIFRAF is a
means for Housebunnies Everywhere to have a VOICE. As in all Lagomorphic Communities, RIFRAF is a democratic society. As a
Housebunny and a Member of PetBunny, everybun has a say in the oppyrayshuns an aktibities ob RIFRAF.
2.) No Dues - Assa Innernet-based community, RIFRAF unnerstands dat tawk is cheap. If you are a Housebunny, you are a
member ob RIFRAF. If you are a bunny wif akcess to a 'puter, you are a member ob RIFRAF. We don't do book-keeping. If you
are a bunny, you're a Member ob RIFRAF.
3.) No Discrimmynashun - You are a bunny, dat's good enough. Dere are even some "Honourary RIFRAF Members" ob
other species, wike Coco the Pidji, Cokie the Fat-Cat, an Morgan the Dwag (to name but a few). Mostly, if you believe in Equal
Rights for All Creatures, RIFRAF believes in you.
4.) There Is No Such Thing As a "Bad" Rabbit - All rabbits are good. All rabbits are cute. Every rabbit deserbs
the support an protection of RIFRAF. You don't agree? Too bad. Dis is RIFRAF's web-site. Go get your own.
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RIFRAF's MISSION
To promote and ensure proper care, housing and lifestyle for all bunnies, everywhere! To probide a forum for bunnies,
giving a unique voice toda previously "silent" members obba Lagomorphic Community through the WerldWideWeb.
Quick Glossary:
1.) ATB: At The Bridge: Term used to refer to a bunny who no longer resides in this world, but has passed over the Rainbow
Bridge to the Meadow beyond.
2.) Binky: Happy bunny aero-batics
3.) Craisins: Dried, sweetened cranberries. Craisin-brand belongs to Ocean Spray, but other brands are available.
4.) PB: PetBunny: E-mail listserver for people with companion bunnies.
5.) RBB: Royal Bunny Butt: Being presented with the North end of a South bound bunny; sign of bunny displeasure.
While RIFRAF has no 'fishal officers, we do have lots ob work to do and many willing paws to do it. We have Reppy'senatibs
in many obba United States and Dippylomats in seberal countries. We have 'fishal misshuns in AU and NZ as well as in England
and Scotland in the UK, and udder places like South America and Cannyda. RIFRAF is truly an Internashunal Community of Lagomorphs!
~*~*~*~*Our Song*~*~*~*~
**TO DA BARRYCADES!**
Do you hear the bunnies sing?
Singing the songs of angry buns.
It is the music of the RIFRAF-ers
Whose Freedom has begun!
When da thumping of our feets
Thumps out the beat of battle drums
They will all feel the rabbits' wrath
Now that RIFRAF comes!
Will you shred all you can shred,
Damanging furniture and plants?
Some will be scolded and some caged,
Will you act-up and take your chance?
The rabbits of RIFRAF will never back down
From our stance!
Do you hear the bunnies sing?
Say, do you hear the angry thumps?
It is our Freedom that we bring
Now that RIFRAF comes!
---Wilbee and Hannah Fulvi & Belinda Bunny
(To the tune of "Do You Hear the People Sing?" Fr. "Les Miserables")
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